Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Category Archives: George Carlin
Quote #19952
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Quote #19953
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...
Quote #19954
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
Quote #19945
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. 00
Quote #19946
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #19947
Weather forecast for tonight dark. 00
Quote #19948
I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell...
Quote #19949
There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past. 00
Quote #19950
I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is...