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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13647

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
Rudyard Kipling

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Every woman knows all about everything.
George Santayana

Quote #9696

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Love is only half the illusion the lover, but not his love, is deceived.
George Carlin

Quote #19946

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Aristotle

Quote #1875

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It is the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live...
Henry Louis Mencken

Quote #15636

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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.
Jewish Proverb

Quote #16663

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Don’t open a shop unless you know how to smile.
William Makepeace Thackeray

Quote #7463

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To endure is greater than to dare to tire out hostile fortune to be...
Seneca

Quote #8888

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It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves...
Henry David Thoreau

Quote #4853

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul’s estate.
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