Quote #8734
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people...
Quote #4733
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Quote #5801
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Quote #16671
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #805
Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish...
Quote #18438
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Quote #13833
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #14633
Luxury is more deadly than any foe.
Quote #19259
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #17548
It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success they much oftener...