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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13875

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Eric J. Joiner, Jr.

Quote #14565

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No one ever promised that the fastest horse in the race was the easiest...
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9143

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
Dave Barry

Quote #4919

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Kitaro Nishida

Quote #16100

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If my heart can become pure and simple like that of a child, I...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote #8555

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
An action will not be right unless the will be right for from thence...
Alexander Pope

Quote #4983

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow necked bottles the less they have...
Eric Butterworth

Quote #11516

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Dont go through life, GROW through life.
William Ellery Channing

Quote #4506

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Error is discipline through which we advance.
Oriental Proverb

Quote #21076

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.
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