Quote #7528
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which...
Quote #11132
Righteous people have no sense of humor.
Quote #2329
The greatest friend of Truth is time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her...
Quote #9809
When the political columnists say ‘Every thinking man’ they mean themselves, and when candidates...
Quote #18164
I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor. Rich is better.
Quote #17213
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a...
Quote #19259
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #14883
I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
Quote #11266
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #9562
I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that...