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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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The good neighbor looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that...
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God will be present, whether asked or not.
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I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is...
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Thomas Jefferson once said, ‘We should never judge a president by his age, only...
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Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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We can be honest without saying what we mean to say, we can talk...
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Although rumors persist to the contrary, there were no deaths while making the movie...