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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...
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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
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Why comes temptation, but for man to meet and master and crouch beneath his...
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Silence is the perfectest herald of joy I were but little happy, if I...
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The best thing we can do if we want the Russians to let us...
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So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the...
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Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...