Quote #6380
Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score Then to that twenty,...
Quote #14101
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Quote #17865
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #210
The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but...
Quote #14556
Whoever has the greatest command of the language, holds the power.
Quote #315
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #20106
It is by no means self-evident that human beings are most real when most...
Quote #13761
Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not...
Quote #10506
If it was an overnight success, it was one long, hard, sleepless night.