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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
Samuel Johnson

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Don’t think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that...
Scandinavian Proverb

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It is the great north wind that made the Vikings.
Tallulah Bankhead

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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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Sometimes on the way to our dreams, We get lost and find an even...
Robert Orben

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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down...
H.L. Mencken

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Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
Daisy Bates

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No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her...
George Carlin

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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
Thomas Szasz

Quote #17868

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Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time serenity, that nothing...
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