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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
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It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you...
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The leader of genius must have the ability to make different opponents appear as...
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If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
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Anyone who isn’t confused really doesn’t understand the situation.
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An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.
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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
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Only actions give life strength only moderation gives it a charm.
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Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call today his own...
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My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...