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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13807

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Karin Ireland

Quote #14431

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No one can give you authority. But if you act like you have it,...
Mel Brooks

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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Carl Rowen

Quote #17123

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
Peter's Almanac

Quote #10024

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Corita Kent

Quote #20652

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Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries.
Confucius

Quote #1279

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The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness who in the view...
Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

Quote #17596

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there...
Bill Watterson

Quote #18777

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Woody Allen

Quote #2265

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which...
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