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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
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The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat...
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The expert at anything was once a beginner.
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In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart...
Andrew Schneider

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There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The...
Edward R. Murrow

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Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn’t mean you are wiser...
W. Somerset Maugham

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A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she can...
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Peter Ustinov

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Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she...
Mary Webb

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If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path.
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