Quote #6412
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Quote #5367
No, ’tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all...
Quote #11410
I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...
Quote #17932
A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found...
Quote #168
Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
Quote #16033
When I was young, I was sure of many things now there are only...
Quote #9862
Men moving only in an official circle are apt to become merely official —...
Quote #20981
It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.
Quote #16410
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
Quote #11333
Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.