Quote #10474
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #13799
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #17158
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Quote #14680
The more things change, the more they are the same.
Quote #4001
To have doubted one’s own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.
Quote #17727
Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs.
Quote #20072
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #10636
Man is an animal which, alone among the animals, refuses to be satisfied by...
Quote #15474
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote #16671
Worries go down better with soup than without.