Quote #3457
We don’t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to...
Quote #15160
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #11024
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #13758
You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
Quote #2273
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...
Quote #21296
You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.
Quote #16663
Don’t open a shop unless you know how to smile.
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Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch...
Quote #6966
Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
Quote #9072
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.