George Burns Quote #7768 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Saint Augustine Quote #10308 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 You (God) have not only commanded continence, that is, from what things we are...
Elbert Hubbard Quote #7086 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I would rather be able to appreciate things I can not have than to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13727 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through...
Sacha Guitry Quote #13538 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
Anon. Quote #3224 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
Elizabeth II Quote #12819 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or...
Leslie Nielsen Quote #20963 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 ‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Samuel Johnson Quote #7960 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Don’t think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that...
Buddha Quote #3523 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 We are shaped by our thoughts. We become what we think.