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I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
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We participate in a tragedy at a comedy we only look.
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An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend...
Quote #20011
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven...
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Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #19888
You can only cure retail but you can prevent wholesale.
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If you want to make peace, you don’t talk to your friends. You talk...
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #10434
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if...