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A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
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I bless the Lord that all our troubles come through Christ’s fingers, and that...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream not only...
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Our enemies come nearer the truth in the opinions they form of us than...
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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The sound of fresh rain run-off splashing from the roof reminded me of the...