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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
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I take it that what all men are really after is some form or...
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It’s a poor sort of memory that only works backward.
Oscar Wilde

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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
Jacob Chanowski

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The University is a Mecca to which students come with something less than perfect...
Plato

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Man…is a tame or civilized animal never the less, he requires proper instruction and...
Leo C. Rosten

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A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.
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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Bern Williams

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September tries its best to have us forget summer.
Dwight D Eisenhower

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I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem-and that yardstick is...
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