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People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast...
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I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
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Twice or thrice had I loved thee, Before I knew thy face or name.
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
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When I played ball, I didn’t play for fun. . . . It’s no...
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The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old...
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A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a...
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When I say beautiful things, I’m not necessarily living them when I live them,...
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All the world’s a cage.