Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #8899
Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of...
Quote #16591
I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack...
Quote #7469
Life is the soul’s nursery–Its training place for the destinies of eternity.
Quote #12966
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #20567
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #11113
I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
Quote #19879
Let the punishment match the offense.
Quote #14173
A man is not what he thinks he is, but what he thinks, he...
Quote #21501
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users