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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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Whose bread I eat his song I sing.
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Not a hundredth part of the thoughts in my head have ever been or...
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Man has been endowed with reason, with the power to create, so that he...
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In doing something, do it with love or never do it at all.
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Wish not so much to live long as to live well.
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Any power must be an enemy of mankind which enslaves the individual by terror...
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We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from sitting on...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13766

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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
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