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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
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The wise man speaks of what he sees, the idiot of what he hears.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Love won’t be tampered with, love won’t go away. Push it to one side...
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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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It seems very unfortunate that in order to secure political preference, people are made...
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
e e cummings

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It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really...
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