Quote #4906
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Quote #7119
I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your...
Quote #13755
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #15304
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #8054
Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool...
Quote #17907
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Quote #487
By the rude bridge that arched the flood,Their flag to April’s breeze unfurled,Here once...
Quote #9789
A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front...
Quote #16580
Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from...
Quote #19299
Was she so loved because her eyes were so beautiful, or were her eyes...