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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
Elizabeth Stone

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The particular human chain we’re part of is central to our individual identity.
Homer

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Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in...
J. Frank Dobie

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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
Rita Rudner

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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Joseph Farrell

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As experience widens, one begins to see how much upon a level all human...
Joseph Weizenbaum

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The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible....
Garth Henrichs

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One does not make friends. One recognizes them.
William Shakespeare

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My words fly up, my thoughts remain below Words without thoughts never to heaven...
Unknown

Quote #18211

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.
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