Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13749 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Airplane Quote #2358 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Jive Lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med...
Thucyclides Quote #18014 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Of all manifestations of power, restraint impresses men the most.
Fran Lebowitz Quote #8430 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Karl Barth Quote #10519 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Anita Brookner Quote #11271 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The lessons taught in great books are misleading. The commerce in life is rarely...
Jean Caldwell Quote #11553 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The only truly happy people are children and the creative minority.
Richard Harkness Quote #13980 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 What is a committee A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to...
Isaac Asimov Quote #144 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Donnie Brasco Quote #7134 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Lefty Wise guy dont carry wallets, they carry their money in a roll….beaner on...