Quote #8737
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
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Have you ever been at sea in a dense fog, when it seemed as...
Quote #5568
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Quote #13965
The greatest truths are the simplest.
Quote #18643
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made...
Quote #13781
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #17518
Not even the gods fight against necessity.
Quote #8016
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
Quote #11022
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
Quote #16643
You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.