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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13928

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
Lao Tzu

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People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge.
John McCain

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This is obviously an act of war that has been committed on the United...
Sybil Adelman

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Most of you have been where I am tonight. The crash site of unrequited...
Robert J. Ringer

Quote #16943

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Reality isn’t the way you wish things to be, nor the way they appear...
Aristotle

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Again, men in general desire the good, and not merely what their fathers had.
Henry Seely

Quote #17433

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Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and...
Erma Bombeck

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… it’s simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are...
Stuart Stevens

Quote #21383

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There’s a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were...
William Safire

Quote #17238

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in...
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