Quote #5412
Pray you now, forget and forgive.
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #5578
If a man has talent and can’t use it, he’s failed. If he uses...
Quote #18744
I am a deeply superficial person.
Quote #3140
A good conscience is a continual feast.
Quote #18261
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying...
Quote #18991
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #4913
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #20037
Ignorance of certain subjects is a great part of wisdom.