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The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
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Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts–the book of their deeds, the book...
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Few men desire liberty The majority are satisfied with a just master.
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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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Three things it is best to avoid a strange dog, a flood, and a...
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Man is immortal therefore he must die endlessly. For life is a creative idea...
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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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There’s no jealousy in the grave.
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...