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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
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I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
Quote #15385
Teach thy tongue to say ‘I do not know’ and thou shalt progress.
Quote #3373
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the...
Quote #1761
Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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I’d like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me,...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #20078
The idle mind knows not what it wants.
Quote #12616
Chilo advised, not to speak evil of the dead.