Quote #1915
How to gain, how to keep, how to recover happiness is in fact for...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #1403
I can’t bring myself to say, ‘Well, I guess I’ll be toddling along.’ It...
Quote #6150
By the end, everybody had a label — pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary … If...
Quote #8438
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #17482
Isn’t it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying...
Quote #3211
All progress occurs because people dare to be different.
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The people are not to be disarmed of their weapons. They are left in...
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Quote #21580
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to...