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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13854

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff...
Woody Allen

Quote #2263

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Dr. Seuss

Quote #17450

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Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Joseph Conrad

Quote #3396

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How does one kill fear, I wonder How do you shoot a spectre through...
George Burns

Quote #7771

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20218

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who seizes the right moment is the right man.
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7266

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The presidency has many problems, but boredom is the least of them.
Rose Elizabeth Bird

Quote #10884

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is easy to be popular. It is not easy to be just.
Doug Larson

Quote #7436

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the...
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Quote #6918

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one’s husband, but how...
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