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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13830

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’m just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is...
W. C. Fields

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
Bill Watterson

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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...
Jon Wynne Tyson

Quote #18176

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The wrong sort of people are always in power because they would not be...
Francis Bacon

Quote #5694

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Nothing is more damaging to a state than that cunning men pass for wise.
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7520

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It is clear that thought is not free if the profession of certain opinions...
Doug Vargas

Quote #8488

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It’s easy to cry ‘bug’ when the truth is that you’ve got a complex...
Paul Auster

Quote #10383

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Our lives don’t really belong to us, you see — they belong to the...
Dorothy Parker

Quote #3382

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5113

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the...
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