Quote #13643
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #3848
Many men die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five.
Quote #17582
Begin somewhere you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
Quote #12973
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #11778
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...
Quote #971
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn...
Quote #13937
If a man destroys the eye of another man, they shall destroy his eye.
Quote #8901
As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of...
Quote #4087
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
Quote #15817
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.