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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13877

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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Theodore Roosevelt

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The government is us we are the government, you and I.
Moe Howard

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Only fools are positive.
Randall Jarrell

Quote #20590

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But be, as you have been, my happiness…
Peter McArthur

Quote #15525

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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Anonymous

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To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness..
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #563

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Life is a progress, and not a station.
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #2969

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There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quote #4049

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When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...
Lyndon B. Johnson

Quote #241

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is the excitement of becoming – always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and...
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