Quote #5146
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Quote #12739
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Quote #14363
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #5214
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is...
Quote #10776
A man of great common sense and good taste, meaning thereby a man without...
Quote #13683
The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #19490
Let us be resolute in prosecuting our ends, and mild in our methods of...
Quote #13384
I read part of it all the way through.
Quote #8046
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.