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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know...
Johnny Carson

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Only lie about the future.
Lyndon B. Johnson

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Richard Adams

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My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

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It is a sign of contraction of the mind when it is content, or...
Mark Twain

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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could...
John G. Riefenbaker

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Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
Charles Kingsley

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It’s all in the day’s work, as the huntsman said when the lion ate...
George Gordon Byron

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Death, so called, is a thing which makes men weep, And yet a third...
Artemus Ward

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Why is this thus What is the reason for this thusness
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