Quote #19325
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Quote #13731
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #5091
Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
Quote #2414
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #9040
And He shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people and they...
Quote #20134
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Quote #20843
If you’re afraid to let someone else see your weakness, take heart Nobody’s perfect....
Quote #3251
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Quote #4353
Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
Quote #4095
Example is not the main thing in influencing others it’s the only thing.