Mark Twain Quote #1639 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 He would come in and say he changed his mind — which was a...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13833 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Anatole France Quote #6207 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and...
Plato Quote #6301 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the...
James Randi Quote #16846 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
Joe Gores Quote #20402 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Dave Barry Quote #4910 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...
W. Somerset Maugham Quote #8645 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...
Randolph Ray Quote #16867 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band ‘Be kind to one...
Ovid Quote #8799 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 It’s useful that there should be Gods, so let’s believe there are.