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He would come in and say he changed his mind — which was a...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and...
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When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the...
Quote #16846
People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
Quote #20402
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Quote #4910
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...
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If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...
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I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band ‘Be kind to one...
Quote #8799
It’s useful that there should be Gods, so let’s believe there are.