Quote #3143
As President Nixon says, presidents can do almost anything, and President Nixon has done...
Quote #5089
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #17742
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
Quote #19387
High thoughts must have high language.
Quote #5109
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
Quote #12346
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like...
Quote #3283
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Quote #19257
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #1957
The hatred we bear our enemies injures their happiness less than our own.