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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13762

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
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The statesman’s duty is to bridge the gap between his nation’s experience and his...
Ronald Reagan

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They don’t worship at the altar of forced busing and mandatory quotas. They don’t...
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To limit the press is to insult a nation to prohibit reading of certain...
Erma Bombeck

Quote #11021

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If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Anon.

Quote #3229

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Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it’s what...
Maurice Chevalier

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If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it...
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The most important thing she’d learned over the years was that there was no...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13767

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
Cynthia Nelms

Quote #2748

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
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