Quote #13691
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #8905
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Quote #13384
I read part of it all the way through.
Quote #7092
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Quote #14561
Men do not invent Myths. They only invent fables, and tell lies. True Myths...
Quote #21177
We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
Quote #9038
Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the...
Quote #17607
In America the majority raises formidable barriers around the liberty of opinion within these...
Quote #8035
Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.