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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I strive to be brief, and become obscure.
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Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
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My motto is that I enjoy life. I think there’s a kind of simplicity...
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From 4 to 6 percent of the presidential office is not in administration but...
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A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other...
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In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
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