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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13720

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
H.L. Mencken

Quote #13

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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Friedrich Nietzsche

Quote #2099

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs He alone suffers so...
Rupert Murdoch

Quote #3578

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.
Phil Jackson

Quote #20608

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the experience...
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7960

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that...
Harry S Truman

Quote #3048

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to...
George Burns

Quote #7774

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
Sir Walter Scott

Quote #2395

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
O many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant And...
Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko

Quote #19296

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In any man who dies there dies with him, his first snow and kiss...
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