Quote #11722
Everything beautiful has its moment and then passes away.
Quote #15302
The heart of religion lies in its personal pronouns.
Quote #18360
You can’t make someone love you, and while you try, you lose the people...
Quote #19946
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #19579
Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be...
Quote #7179
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #13643
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #11534
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
Quote #396
Popular Christianity has for its emblem a gibbet, for its chief sensation a sanginary...
Quote #10261
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.