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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
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That Jim Brown. He says he isn’t Superman. What he really means is that...
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May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always...
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A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
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When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do...
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I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
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The die is cast.
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Out of the strain of the Doing, Into the peace of the Done.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13827

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
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