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The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where...
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Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
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The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into...
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If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s...
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If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house...
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
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Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak.
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #7354
All men have need of the gods.