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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
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It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
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Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
John Owen

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We need to attend diligently to the state of our soul, and to deal...
Johann von Goethe

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One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good...
P. J. O'Rourke

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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it...
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Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to...
Charles Austin Beard

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When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
Andrew Schneider

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Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don’t necessarily understand, just decides to go to...
Clive James

Quote #14488

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It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they...
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