Quote #10246
Don’t condescend to unskilled labor. Try it for half a day first.
Quote #3559
Never fight an inanimate object.
Quote #1277
I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge I am...
Quote #20789
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Quote #7572
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
Quote #13726
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #19376
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #19552
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
Quote #12536
If one speaks or acts with a cruel mind, misery follows, as the cart...
Quote #3712
You spend all your life trying to do something they put people in asylums...